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Dad jokes - 28.01.2021
Here's my collection of very dubious jokes. It's getting quite long now, take a look below the fold:
Just been assaulted in a health food shop! Someone threw a massive bottle of cod liver oil tablets at me.
Fortunately it's only super fish oil injuries
When one door opens another one closes. Other than that it's a pretty good car.
I used to work at a cats home, but I had to leave. They kept reducing meowers.
I just got some anti gloating cream. I can't wait to rub it in.
Nits are a terrible problem. You'd think people could get their heads together and come up with a solution.
My girlfriend just left me. She says my life revolves around football and she's sick of it.
I'm quite upset. We were together for five seasons.
I got caught stealing full stops...
I'm looking at a lengthy sentence.
I think my wife is covering my rifle collection with glue. She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
"I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia."
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
I hope that after I die, people will say: "He certainly owed me a lot of money!"
Vaccine - 02.02.2021
Alexei Sayle - 06.01.2021
Alexei Sayle's got a podcast and also does lockdown bicycle rides! What joy. He was on Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast recently. I was very pleased and surprised when another YouTuber (Ogmios) was mentioned who has made some very original and entertaining videos driving around London.