robyn256 has a delightful mix of covers and original material on YouTube - she's so talented.
A couple of days ago I ate three lipsticks and some mascara and haven't pooed since.You really can't s**t this make up.
My new doctor is a very attractive blonde.I have now given up eating apples.
My last slave died from asking rhetorical questions.
Some say that footballers deserve their ludicrous wages, others say that soldiers deserve the money instead.It really makes you think, isn't there some way people who pass their GCSEs could have it?
Is it just me, or do far too many asinine observations start off with the same four words?
George Bush : "Suicide bombers: we are gonna find you - and we're gonna make sure you don't do it again..."
My friends say I'm too easy to please.I was delighted when they told me.
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
© 2018 foshy | all content entirely my own work... or someone else's | contact me