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I saw a sign on the road

I saw a sign on the road while driving today that said, "Survey crew ahead."
I did.
They looked okay.

So what if I can't spell

So what if I can't spell armaggedon?
It's not the end of the world.

I got chased by a mugger

I got chased by a mugger the other day trying to steal my wallet.
Halfway through the terrifying ordeal, I couldn't help but think to myself, "He's giving me a good run for my money."

I was tripping on some

I was tripping on some mushrooms today when I thought, "Don't they have cleaners in ASDA?"

I saw a sign in a car

I saw a sign in a car park saying "thieves want your sat nav!"
I thought, "well they can get lost..."

I'm very familiar

I'm very familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.

I saw a slide with an

I saw a slide with an 85 degree incline for sale the other day for £1000.
I thought "That's a bit steep."

Me and my mate have

Me and my mate have just been fighting over which is the best vowel.
I won.

A new nightclub has just

A new nightclub has just opened down the road and they are offering unlimited drinks all night for just under 20 quid...
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's £19.99...

I'm planning on

I'm planning on being more spontaneous in the future.

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