My friend drowned in a

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli...
A strong currant pulled him in.

I recently gave a talk

I recently gave a talk to a group of backpackers...
They were on the edge of their seats.

Interviewer: Now, could you

Interviewer: Now, could you describe yourself for me in 3 words?
Me: Lazy

My next song is about

My next song is about subtraction...
Take it away

Giving up smoking

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
Mark Twain

I've discovered a new

I've discovered a new bondage club in the East Midlands...
I was tied up in Notts.

Me and Reg

Short film about an ex con and his former partner in crime.

Biro pen drawings

These biro pen drawings are amazing - take a look.


"Stickies is a PC utility I wrote to try to cut down on the number of yellow notes I was leaving stuck to my monitor. It is a computerised version of those notes."
Tom Revell - Creator of Stickies
Probably the ultimate "Sticky Note" freeware for windows


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