It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay.I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches.
I saw a poster that said, "Breathing air in metropolitan areas can reduce your life expectancy by 2-3 years".I would imagine that not breathing air would reduce it considerably more.
The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.She hit the roof.
Wind turbines.I'm a big fan.
I got done for shoplifting in ASDA today.I paid for six cans of Sprite at the self checkout, but when security checked my bag he discovered I'd picked seven up.
Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day.I nearly dropped my iPhone.
A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath.I tried to help, but I could only knock one out.
A G N B :That's bang out of order.
There's a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order...The police believe they're still at large.
Me and my mate have discovered that we both have a fetish for seagulls ...We're very civilised about it and one watches when the other's having his tern.
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