I saw a poster that said

I saw a poster that said, "Breathing air in metropolitan areas can reduce your life expectancy by 2-3 years".
I would imagine that not breathing air would reduce it considerably more.

The missus just found out

The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
She hit the roof.

Wind turbines.

Wind turbines.
I'm a big fan.

I got done for shoplifting

I got done for shoplifting in ASDA today.
I paid for six cans of Sprite at the self checkout, but when security checked my bag he discovered I'd picked seven up.

Somebody called me 'pretentious'

Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day.
I nearly dropped my iPhone.

A couple of naked

A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath.
I tried to help, but I could only knock one out.

A G N B :

A G N B :
That's bang out of order.

There's a gang going

There's a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order...
The police believe they're still at large.

Me and my mate have

Me and my mate have discovered that we both have a fetish for seagulls ...
We're very civilised about it and one watches when the other's having his tern.

Urban Sketchers

This blog site features sketches and often equally colorful stories behind the scenes by 100 invited artists correspondents in more than 30 countries around the world. Some are architects and illustrators, others are graphic designers, web developers, painters or educators, all sharing the same passion for drawing on location.

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