Did I tell you, someone spiked my drink with food colouring the other night?
The doctor said I'm fine, but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me.I guess that's just one more thing she has in common with my wife.
I was attacked by a group of mimes.They did unspeakable things to me.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus the other day. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Skip to 3 mins 20 seconds if you want to get to the tool porn. This is an amazing device. I want one!
Breathtaking... Ross Noble manages to silence Richard Herring for the best part of 90 minutes...
Roberto Luti and Nico Bereciartua live in Patagonia, Argentina: filmed under a tree with an audience of birds and a few lucky people.
For the moment...
23 January 2016
With every cross...
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