I once told a friend she drew her eyebrows on too high. She seemed surprised.
"I knew there'd be a war because I drove past Vera Lynn's house and heard gargling"
Siemen Dijkstra: the undisputed master of the colour woodcut.
Wonderful photos by the late photographer Iain S. P. Reid, featured on the British Culture Archive
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Pretend you're a premier league football star by drawing all over your arm with a ball point pen...
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As featured by Charlie Brooker on today's Desert Island Discs
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